A Holiday Message From Congress: Merry Christmas, and Up Yours, America!
If you didn’t know already, perhaps you now realize just how much our members of Congress and the brain dead dufus in the Oval Office absolutely loathe and despise us. Just when you thought their greed, depravity, and contempt for the American public couldn’t get any worse, they take it up a notch and give us one more giant middle finger with this 4,100 page, $1.7 trillion Omnibus Bill.
How many of our “elected officials” actually read this albatross? On the over/under bet, I’m going with um…maybe five? The rest followed the Pelosi rule: “We had to pass the bill so we could find out what’s in it”. One of those who did read it was Dan Bishop (R), NC. He posted some of the highlights on twitter Sunday:
$212.1 million more to the DOJ to prosecute January 6 prisoners. Yes, for real. Hell, Judge Judy could wrap these up in one night as misdemeanor trespassing charges, and a $100 fine, but the point here is to send a message to the American people: “You worthless peons cross us, and we will destroy you. And your family. Capeesh?”
$2.4 billion to Ukrainian refugees. Who and where exactly are these refugees? Do they simply come to Congress dressed in olive green t-shirts and demand their cut?
$410 million towards border security for Jordan, Lebanon, Egypt, Tunisia, and Oman. But expressly prohibits Customs and Border Protection funding from being used to improve OUR border security. “Of course, how else do you expect
ournew votersthese poor asylum seekers tosneak acrossapply for citizenship?”$1.5 billion for membership in global multilateral organizations, including the UN. This is probably a down payment on UN defense, for when our military is completely disintegrated.
$65 million for salmon. Huh? This is obviously code for something. And most likely involves direct kickbacks for Congressional members - money swimming upstream to Congressional bank accounts.
$3 million for “bee friendly” highways. I don’t even know where to begin here.
$65.7 million for international fisheries commissions. Fishy for sure. Code for disbursement of shares among Congress members.
$575 million for “family planning” (abortions) in areas where population growth “threatens biodiversity”. This is the Klaus Schwab/Bill Gates Amendment.
$3.6 million for the “Michelle Obama Trail”. If it leads to the edge of a cliff, I’m all for it.
$477k for "antiracist" training from the Equity Institute. Only $477k? Seems racist.
$3 million for the LGBTQ+ museum in NYC. San Francisco has already filed a protest.
$65 million in two programs for Senator Leahy and a federal building named for Nancy Pelosi. If it’s surrounded by barbed wire and these two crooks are housed there, this would be money well spent.
$47 billion more for Ukraine. Ah yes, the world’s biggest laundromat. I understand that for this earmark, each member of Congress submits a vote, along with an off-shore bank routing number for their share of the kickbacks.
$ TBA For funding “Ukraine Independence Park” in Washington, D.C. How can you put a price on this? And Maxine Waters is nominating it for the 52nd state.
$300,000 per year for the Continuous Plankton Recorder. Again with the ocean. This must be the salary for the Treasurer in charge of kickback disbursement.
These are just a few of the earmarks festooned in this obscene pork-fest. Much of this slop went to outgoing members who wanted to get their snouts in the trough one last time before retiring. You can log on to the official gubmint web page here: https://www.congress.gov/bill/117th-congress/house-bill/2617 to read more. Good luck. I’d recommend a fifth of Jack Daniels to take the edge off while you read it.
The most obscene giveaway is the $47 billion ADDITIONAL funds for Ukraine. Allow me to explain what is really going on here. You recall a Ukraine gas company named “Burisma” that was paying Hunter Biden, based on his vast experience as a board member, millions of dollars to sit on its board. You may also recall Hunter’s dad stupidly blabbing and bragging - on tape- about stopping a prosecution of that shell company, or the US would withhold aid to the country. The former corrupt president (Petro Poroshenko) of Ukraine complied.
Now, how much money from that ponzi scheme made its way around the DC swamp? We don’t know the exact amount and to whom, besides Joe Bribem’. But the current corrupt President (Zelensky) of Ukraine does, down to the last penny. And he’s holding that ledger over the heads of all of these congressional thieves, especially the “big guy” in the Oval Office. He’s also got the dope on how many biolabs we have over there, and what they are producing, as well as U.S. involvement in getting rid of Poroshenko.
No one would strut into the capitol in a sweatshirt and camo pants and demand tens of billions of dollars and military hardware if he didn’t have the leverage to back it up, and Zelensky has it all. Be assured, this may not be his last trip to the well.
The remainder of this porkapalooza atrocity is typical DC business as usual: wait until the 11th hour, and then jam a 4000 page boondoggle down the throats of Congress members (using taxpayer funds) and demand an immediate vote, or God forbid - the government shuts down.
That would have been the best Christmas present of all.