The Devil's in the Details
Are these people for real? Every time I sit down to write about one of the latest stupid things these morons are doing to wreck the country and punish Americans, they come out with two or three more before I can even finish writing about the last one. I can’t keep up.
So I’m going to try to touch on some of their latest over the next few days...
When it’s not busy fabricating FISA warrants, bugging presidential offices, organizing capitol protests, or plotting fake kidnappings of government officials, our SS/FBI brown shirts are rousting people out of bed at gun point at the crack of dawn, for carrying “pro-life” signs, and singing hymns in front of abortion clinics - Why, that’s a direct assault on democracy.
Interestingly, they’ve had no time to arrest people protesting and even threatening assassination of Supreme Court Justices at their homes. Nor have they taken the time to arrest “Jane’s Revenge” lunatics who are firebombing pro-life counseling clinics, even when they’ve been handed video evidence of the perpetrator’s faces. Then again, handing evidence to the FBI is like handing $200,000 and a parachute to D.B. Cooper while unlatching the cargo door.
Then we had Joey Two Scoops sending out a tweet last week, comparing himself to the Devil. What the…
Well, at least he cleared that one up. We’ve suspected all along that these people were satan worshipers. Nice to get it right out in the open finally. As an aside, it’s more likely that conversation with dad probably started, like they always did, with: “Joey, I know this might be hard for you to understand, because you’re a little soft in the head, but.…”
Anyway, you know you’re hitting rock bottom in campaign strategy, when you think abortions on demand, right through the 9th month, and transgender child mutilation are winning messages. But when your economy is a dumpster fire, and your foreign policy has made us a world-wide laughing stock and put us on the brink of war with nuclear adversaries, what else are you going to run on? Oh, well there’s also democracy itself at stake.
However, the bizarre “Ultra-MAGA Americans who voted for Trump are a threat to democracy” speech he made a few weeks ago must not have polled very well if you’re dipping down into abortion and mutilation territory. That train wreck in Philadelphia was orchestrated by Biden advisor and “noted historian” Jon Meacham. And it did have a bit of “history” to it. It reminded me of history I learned about in school, back when they actually taught history. Biden, ranting and raving like a crazed lunatic reminded me of an historical figure from the 20th century. Now, who was it…….
Wait, it’s coming to me, let me just play with this a second…
There, that’s it. I knew he looked familiar.
But rather than scale back and reverse course after getting roasted for that disaster, they double down. This week, they grabbed the corrupt, demented pervert from the basement and and wheeled him out to Union Station, where he burped up even more convoluted gibberish: “Democracy is at stake”, he said. “We can feel it in our bones”. No Joe, that would be a reaction to the thorazine drip, making its way through those crusted veins.
Apparently a lot of other people must be noting the resemblance and the insane rantings of an unhinged psychopath in those two incoherent yap fests, as the latest polls show a red tsunami coming next Tuesday. Of course, this assumes that the election is legit, and I’m more than a little worried there might be some malarkey going on. Joe’s worried too. To that end, he’s appointed his Reichsfuhrer, Heinrich Garland to oversee election integrity.
Well, I feel a lot better now.